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Deep-dives into the grossest creatures on the planet — verified by Dr. Icky, dangerous to read before lunch.

Surinam ToadEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Toad That Gives Birth Through Its Own Back

The Surinam toad doesn't lay eggs in a pond. The eggs sink into the skin of the mother's back, seal over, and grow there — until dozens of fully formed toadlets erupt out of her, all at once.

22 May 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →
Zombie Ant FungusEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Fungus That Turns Ants Into Zombies

Ophiocordyceps unilateralis doesn't just kill ants. It hijacks their brains first, walks them to a specific leaf at a specific height, and then — and only then — detonates.

15 May 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →
Tongue-Eating LouseEWW 100Field Report

Field Report: A Creature That Replaces Your Tongue

Dr. Icky files a report from the Gulf of California. The Cymothoa exigua enters through the gills, severs the tongue, and installs itself as a replacement. The fish keeps eating. It pays rent in blood.

8 May 2026 · 3 min readOpen file →
HagfishEWW 100Specimen of the Week

Why the Hagfish Is the Grossest Fish That Is Not Actually a Fish

In 0.4 seconds, one hagfish produces enough slime to fill a bucket. Scientists have measured this. Some of them regret it.

1 May 2026 · 5 min readOpen file →
Candiru FishEWW 80Field Report

Field Report: The Vampire Catfish of the Amazon

Dr. Icky investigates the candiru — a tiny, translucent catfish that lodges itself inside the gills of other fish to drink their blood. And yes, we'll talk about the legend.

11 Jun 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →
Zombie SnailEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Parasite That Turns Snails Into Pulsing Caterpillars

The Leucochloridium flatworm takes over a snail's mind, drives it into the sunlight, and turns its eyestalks into colorful, pulsating tubes that birds can't resist eating.

14 Jun 2026 · 5 min readOpen file →
Guinea WormEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Meter-Long Worm That Escapes Through Your Foot

The Guinea worm grows silently inside the body for a year, eventually causing a painful blister so it can slowly, agonizingly push its way out. It has to be wound out on a stick.

17 Jun 2026 · 5 min readOpen file →
Assassin BugEWW 80Field Report

Field Report: The Bug That Drinks Other Bugs

Dr. Icky details the hunting tactics of the Assassin Bug. It doesn't chew its food. It stabs its prey, liquefies their insides, and drinks them like a smoothie.

20 Jun 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →
Goblin SharkEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Shark with a Spring-Loaded Face

Hidden in the deep sea, the goblin shark has a special trick for catching fish: its entire jaw detaches from its skull and shoots forward to snatch prey.

23 Jun 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →
Blue-Ringed OctopusEWW 100Specimen of the Week

The Tiny Octopus with a Venom Warning Light

The blue-ringed octopus is small enough to hide in a shell, but when its electric-blue rings flash, the message is simple: back away before the painless bite becomes a paralysis problem.

23 Jun 2026 · 4 min readOpen file →

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